I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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