Sry I called you an 8
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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