u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
