I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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