If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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