Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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