Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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