you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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