Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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