All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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