And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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