Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Randomize
