Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
why didn't you poke me back
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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