I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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