There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Randomize
