Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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