she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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