Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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