Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
pray to the hookup gods
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
