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I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
no, he came in my armpit
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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