I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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