and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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