What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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