I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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