I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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