so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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