No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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