whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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