ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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