Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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