Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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