What a fucking waste of an outfit
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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