And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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