I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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