pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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