I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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