How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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