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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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