Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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