I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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