"it" just moved
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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