the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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