question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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