There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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