eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
His nipple licking is glorious
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