I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
