you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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