Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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