i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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