They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I think I am morally bankrupt
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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