no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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