I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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