The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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