if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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