I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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