found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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