what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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