my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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